Unable to find a human being capable of meeting his lofty standards, KAT-TUN member Ueda Tatsuya has decided to take matters into his own hands - literally. Ueda has completely sworn off women (and men) in favor of advocating self-esteem, self-respect, and ultimately, self-love. He has been seen escorting himself to various fine restaurants in the Tokyo area and recently gave himself a beautiful necklace for Valentine's Day. This summer, he is supposedly planning a tropical getaway with himself to Okinawa.
SN wishes you a happy April Fool's Day.
